“not my fat ass”
— me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

  1. Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  2. Me: *breathes*
  3. Mom: no
evanpalmercomics:

My mom loves chickens and Dia De Los Muertos and I love my mom, so I made this painting for her.

evanpalmercomics:

My mom loves chickens and Dia De Los Muertos and I love my mom, so I made this painting for her.